President Chavez doesn't like Colombia

In sad sad sad news, Venezuela has cut off diplomatic ties with Colombia. I don’t know what’s up President Hugo Chavez’s ass this time but apparently he’s mad because Colombia did somethin to offend him. He’s always offended. What I’m offended about is that he’s ended relations with someone I would consider a good ally for Venezuela. I mean, everyone knows the hottest women come from Brazil. Next is Argentina. But with Venezuela and Colombia workin together, they hold down the third spot maybe even the second spot. They need to put whatever differences they have aside and start exportin hot women otherwise they will both lose clout in any Miss Universe pageants.

Hugo celebrates Earth Day

It seems Hugo Chavez isn’t all bad. He plans on giving Petty Island located in the Delaware river, to New Jersey. Hey hey!!! It appears that Petty Island was owned by the Venezuelan petroleum company Citgo but as a gift on Earth Day, the island will be given to Jerz. However the island won’t be transferred anytime soon (not before 2020) because the company first has to clean up before the titled is transferred. See, Obama’s hand shake got us a new natural park. Now imagine what we woulda got if he kissed him!!!

Obama doesn't love America

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Oh noooo, Obama shook hands with a terrorist! No? Um, leader that’s a nuclear threat! No? Um, a sex offender against children! No?? I got it! Hugo Chavez raises dogs for sport and kills em when they lose!!! Ding ding ding! Seriously, I don’t know what the big deal is. Everyone keeps actin like Obama is sleepin with the enemies. First off, Chavez didn’t hate America per se. He hated the leadership and the Former President White Devil. I don’t see how his views were any different than what most Americans were THINKING but afraid to say because they would be considered unpatriotic. Obviously Hugo respects Obama a little more, enough to bring him a gift. I think that’s A GOOD THING. Considering all the international enemies we have, it’s good to have a couple international friends.

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Viva la resistance!!

Hugo Chavez has remained in power after yesterday’s elections. While Hugo will be President of Venezuela till 2012, his party maintained the political strong hold on the country. Chavez’s crew did lose some major holdings in key states. This will thwart his plans on rewriting the constitution to extend his reign. Why am I reportin all this? Because I feel like playin the boogie man. Venezuela is allied with Russia and Iran, so if Chavez’s group stays in control they are very likely to give Iran bases to launch air strikes on the U.S. And then we are gonna have a world war 3 and then everyone is gonna blow everyone up because everybody is stupid and doesn’t know anythin about diplomacy. Maybe the brown men will do what the white man did and invade countries, renaming everything, rape their women, enslave the people, you know the usual. Small pox might make a comeback. Put it on the blankets and give it to the people so they don’t get cold on their trail of tears. ORRR Obama can be the voice of reason and keep everyone with the safeties on. Please don’t consider me naïve. Naïve is believing that Hussein had WMDs and planned on using them against us.