TomKat in Brazil

So Tommy boy is down in Rio (That’s Brazil…oh yea, countdown has already begun) promoting his new movie. It’s so cute/sad to see these pics of baby Suri coverin her ears due to the loud, screamin fans while Tommy boy just smiles and waves. That scene kinda puts things into perspective for bein the child of a star. Some kids aren’t good with strangers, they don’t like loud noises, and they really don’t deal well with people screaming. I can see why some celebs never bring their kids out, it looks like it can be stressful on the tyke.

Next we have pictures of them on the beach where Suri looks a bit more relaxed…until that woman with the blue dress comes strollin through. It looks like Suri is thinkin “why doesn’t my mommy have booty like that?” Well Suri, your mommy is white. And that olive skin lady is most likely Brazilian. Just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.

Finally we catch the Cruises havin din-din at some restaurant. Is this the most uncomfortable couple you’ve ever seen? Seriously, is she bein paid to be his wife? There is no way she’s gonna “have” another kid with the man…I can’t wait till a tell all book comes out, but from what I heard Tommy boy makes people in his life sign this “hush” contracts or somethin.

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Katie Holmes isn't Posh

Here is Katie Holmes lookin like a broke nigga’s Victoria Beckham. Her nipples are hard, but they lopsided. Tits not even that big. Short haircut. Fashionable dress but just don’t look fashionable on her. She needs a new style. But maybe that’s how Tom likes his robots.

Robotic outfits

Not a big Katie Holmes fan. She is married to crazy boy Tom and she isn’t hot…at all. Like if Jennifer Aniston has the ‘Girl Next Door’ look, then Katie has the ‘Girl Next Door That You Didn’t Think Was Hot When She Was Younger And Didn’t Think She Would Blossom To Much And You Were Right’ look. Granted, I’m feelin her outfit. It’s probably my nylon fetish gettin to me, but I think this looks good on her. Obviously would look better one other people, so one of my Latin mistresses should adopt it asap.

Final entry for this week

I think Katie Holmes wins best costume for her zombie look. The makeup is done so nicely and…wait a minute. That’s not a costume, that’s just her lookin tired after doing all those Broadway shows. Dammmmn. That bitch is a mess.

A ton of pictures of girls in costumes from Halloween parties should flood in this weekend, so be on the lookout for that. And CoCo has promised us some nudity (if that’s your kinda thing). Time to get some tricks to treat.








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