TomKat in Brazil

So Tommy boy is down in Rio (That’s Brazil…oh yea, countdown has already begun) promoting his new movie. It’s so cute/sad to see these pics of baby Suri coverin her ears due to the loud, screamin fans while Tommy boy just smiles and waves. That scene kinda puts things into perspective for bein the child of a star. Some kids aren’t good with strangers, they don’t like loud noises, and they really don’t deal well with people screaming. I can see why some celebs never bring their kids out, it looks like it can be stressful on the tyke.

Next we have pictures of them on the beach where Suri looks a bit more relaxed…until that woman with the blue dress comes strollin through. It looks like Suri is thinkin “why doesn’t my mommy have booty like that?” Well Suri, your mommy is white. And that olive skin lady is most likely Brazilian. Just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.

Finally we catch the Cruises havin din-din at some restaurant. Is this the most uncomfortable couple you’ve ever seen? Seriously, is she bein paid to be his wife? There is no way she’s gonna “have” another kid with the man…I can’t wait till a tell all book comes out, but from what I heard Tommy boy makes people in his life sign this “hush” contracts or somethin.

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