Showing posts with label Cosmoplitan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cosmoplitan. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2009

Marisa is stylish when sweaty

Here are pics of Man-risa Miller, showin us how to keep a supermodel in shape. I really don’t care, what I do like is her workout outfit. I’m sick of goin to the gym and seein girls rock t-shirts and shit. This is how you prolly burn those calories and look good doin it. Lycra is also a good call, except when your butt is nonexistent…then it just looks like shit.
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

German for hot

Fiery knife throwin temper, ex druggie, ex bi-sexual, ex tri-sexual, Billy Bob Thorton’s ex or not, I would take Brad Pitt’s place in a heartbeat. Actually, not so quickly. The lack of ass would eventually cause me to stray and then I’d end up on the 10 o’clock news: Jolie’s missing husband has been found, hacked up in the woods behind their home. But it’s really temptin to dance with the devil.
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