Lady who missed Air France flight, dies in car accident

Of course the first thing that comes to everyone’s mind is the movie “Final Destination”. I mean damn, if it’s true that you can’t escape death then call this one of my last posts. On our way up to Vegas last week a driver in a Ford Expedition blew out their rear tire and spun out on the road. On this stretch of road the speed limit is 70…which means everyone was doing 85+. Miraculously no accident occurred as everyone hit the brakes in time…even the huge GMC Sierra that was tailgatin us and drove off road and hopped back on the road avoided hittin us (whew). But it doesn’t end there. On my way back to the house I was drivin extra slow so that I would miss game 2 of the Lakers vs Magic and watch the entire thing on the DVR. Well I was approachin a light that turned green, but instead of my usual rushed driving I was kinda chillin. 5 seconds later a car zooms right through their red light. I was like whoa. Any other day I woulda been smashed up no doubt. So death is comin for me, but that muthafucka don’t know I can bob and weave with the best of em!!! Anyways they say the fortunate but unfortunate passenger’s car veered onto on comin traffic and ran into a truck. Her husband (who also missed the flight) is seriously injured. CRAZYYYY. What’s even crazier is that the new Final Destination movie is in 3-D. Wow, what a shameless plug for somethin that brings no revenue. R.I.P. Johanna Ganthaler.

Plane disappears off Rio coast

Damn, planes just disappearing and shit now? I don’t know why but every time I report a crash it was an Airbus that fucked up. That’s why I try not to fly on those things. My motto is “if it’s not a Boeing, then I ain’t going!” Wow, I just made that up…incredible huh? But seriously, my flight checklist is as follows: No AirTran, no layover in Atlanta, no Continental, no Airbus, no seat 4 or more rows away from an exit. If I’ma go down, I’ma go down with a fightin chance. Most likely there will be better details by the end of the day about this flight so stay tuned.