The aircraft that went down? An Airbus

Another day another airbus crash…how is their stock doin? Boeing needs to just buy them out… or maybe Concord lol. This is totally ridiculous. Even the NSTB is investigating Airbus aircrafts to see if there are any patterns to the crashes. These things just can’t seem to stay in the air. They’re more bus than plane and that needs to be fix. Maybe they should change their name to Airbust. Can’t mess with that.

Plane disappears off Rio coast

Damn, planes just disappearing and shit now? I don’t know why but every time I report a crash it was an Airbus that fucked up. That’s why I try not to fly on those things. My motto is “if it’s not a Boeing, then I ain’t going!” Wow, I just made that up…incredible huh? But seriously, my flight checklist is as follows: No AirTran, no layover in Atlanta, no Continental, no Airbus, no seat 4 or more rows away from an exit. If I’ma go down, I’ma go down with a fightin chance. Most likely there will be better details by the end of the day about this flight so stay tuned.