Steve McNair - Investigation closed

Well that sounds just about right. Tomorrow, we’ll find out that she was pregnant. This is why you don’t mess with unstable 20-somethin year olds. “If she ain’t in school, she ain’t cool” is what I always say. Well, I just made it up right now. You like that huh? I think that it’s a shame he didn’t even get to see it comin but I guess that’s the best way right? Crazy ass bitch tried to shoot herself so that she would fall into his lap, but ended up on the floor. That sucks for his family for sure. The wife is distraught about the whole mess. I guess the lesson for today is, if you gonna fuck around make sure you do it with someone who has somethin to live for besides you. Hahahaha, you thought my lesson was gonna be about not cheatin? Sike, this is America. If you DON’T cheat you’re a square…sad.

Crazy man kills 13 in Binghampton

All I know is that if a muthafucka has a job, he ain’t gonna have time to be shootin up 13 people. I mean, there is a chance it could happen but it would be a lot less. I blame the recession and I hope we don’t bottom out like all the happily employed people think we should.

Rampage in Alabama

I’m not a fan of suicides because I can’t fathom what you could be going through that is SOOOOO horrible in your life that you would rather kill yourself than live through it. I mean, there are some cases like if you brought grave harm to someone else…then I would say kill yourself before they do. The worse suicides are the ones when they don’t leave notes. How the hell are we supposed to figure out what made you end it all? I mean if you really wanted to make someone feel bad, blame them in the note! Anyways, down in Alabama a man went on a Grand Theft Auto style rampage and killed his family members (mom and burned down her house, aunt, uncle, grandparents, the works) and some strangers on the street. If the watchdog groups wanted to blame video games for that, I couldn’t even be mad. He shot a trooper in a patrol car. Who does shit like that? That’s that video game shit. Walkin down the street just shootin people. Killed a mom and child, for no reason. Random. That shit is crazy. Then he killed himself. Like what the hell? He does deserve to kill himself but at least leave a note to let us know why you went off the deep end!

Murder-suicide in Ohio

This must be the new fad for the ’09. For those that haven’t heard, a family of four was found dead in Ohio. Murder-suicide. Since when is death a better option than life? I mean I never been to Heaven and it sounds nice from the travel brochures I find in every hotel I stay in, but I have a LOT of things to get done before I depart this earth. Such as, do lines of coke off a silicone titty before I have a threesome. Or push an Italian exotic to the limits in a school zone. Slap box former President White Devil with plastered gauze wrapped around my hands (hahahahaha, that’s why you got yo ass whupped senor alcoholic drink). And what’s worse is that they take the whole family with them. What kinda sick shit is that? If mommy came into my room right now talkin bout she lost her job and she bout to kill us all, I’d be like “YOU lost your job, not me. I got shit to do in the morning, so keep it quiet.” Seriously, give the kids to next of kin or something. You kill them because you know you’re a coward and you don’t want them to remember their dad as the coward who killed himself instead of lookin in the wanted ads. Rob a bank for cryin out loud…then tell the media the other option was a “murder-suicide” that why we can show sympathy. “Hey, he may have robbed the bank and shot two cops, but at least he didn’t kill himself and his whole family. He’s an alright guy.” Is it illegal to assist in a “murder-suicide”? Hey man, it’s a recession; I’m tryin to make money anyway possible. Lol. I would be the ‘murder-suicide’ assistant that also robbed the home after I was done. GRIMEY.