Snitching? There’s an app for that.

I’m all for the iPhone apps and the amazing ability it has given the phone to go from just making calls, to pretty much doing ANYTHING you need it for (girls, I’m workin on a vibrator app so that you can get your freak on discreetly). But the problem is that it is kinda getting outta hand and I’m just worried about when it will infringe on someone’s privacy. There is an app to find registered sex offenders in your area. That’s cool. Prolly helps a lot of parents to sleep at night. But I’m wondering what other crime fighting apps are there? Is there a hit and run app? Takes the picture of the car leaving the scene then sends it to all patrol cars in a 10 mile radius? That’s kinda gangsta…copyrighting that too bitches!!! Ok, so the snitching apps might be a cool thing (not for me though, I don’t condone snitching) but what happens if someone decides to make a “neighborhood whore” app? And it lists all the girls in the area that like to fuck? Damn, I wish I had that app in high school…Ok, Apple won’t sell it on iTunes store, but what about those jail broken phones with jail broken apps? What’s to stop someone from creating that (outside of legal repercussions, but I’m pretty sure there are loop holes to keep them from going to jail)?

Hurray for the new iPhone

Here is a little proof that the economy isn’t that bad:

Yep, people are still waitin in the rain and campin out for the new iPhone that drops today. Not me…I don’t wait in line for anythin and somethin as dumb as the 3G S wouldn’t even have me stressin. I mean, when it comes down to it there is nothing really ‘NEW’ about this iPhone. Nothin that would make current iPhone owners sit in the rain for. I gotta respect Apple’s brainwashing, I mean, marketing team. They definitely know how to find suckers and reel them in.

The new iPhone paperweight

New iPhone is comin out. I don’t really have any feelings towards the phone except that it’s another overpriced bullshit product from Apple. Don’t get me wrong, I totally dig the iPhone and think the Apps store is worth the conversion. But the actual phone itself is lacking terribly. And I really was hoping that this 3rd generation (damn, 2 years already?) would have finally made the iPhone THE phone to get. The new iPhone has more memory (duh, like any other Apple product), a built in compass…now wait a second. What the FUCK does anyone need a compass for? Is the built in GPS no longer adequate for people’s needs? Are people in the woods with their iPhones gettin lost? It’s not like they get service in the woods anyways, why bring a phone? It’s supposedly faster but yet still doesn’t multitask. I want to have 3 apps running at once damnit and the ability to talk on the phone. The only clear upgrade is the battery life which is expected. You know that the Palm Pre charges wirelessly? That’s the kinda shit I wanted Apple to hit us over the head with. The first cell phone to do video conferencing. Or the first phone to do the dishes. Something!!! The iPhone is kinda like LeBron James to me – much potential but overhyped at the onset. LeBron has come through and proved his greatness, when will the iPhone do the same?

Apple just wants money

I love how Apple just SHITS on its fan base. It was reported earlier that the iPhone would get a software upgrade this summer…well that’s true. Because the new iPhone is gonna need all the extra bells and whistles to sell. Yep, that’s right a new iPhone is droppin this summer and you can check out The Boy Genius Report for the details. And we ain’t talkin just upgrading the network it runs on…this is supposedly a completely new iPhone. The first iPhone architecture was referred to as 1,1 the second 1,2. Now the new one is going to be 2,1. And Apple also plans on releasing a new iPhone every summer like Jay-Z did albums. Talk about not gettin your money’s worth. I guess they gotta keep the iPhone fresh since it’s their only phone.

Apple upgrades the iPhone this summer

Apple has announced an onslaught of enhancements for the iPhone and Touch. Included are copy, cut, and paste! Hallelujah!!! I mean what the fuck gives man? They had the technology, why did they hold out? Landscape mode EVERYTIME the device is turned sideways! Yes, that means when you email sideways it will be in landscape mode. My knees are shakin. I want one now. Bluetooth stereo headphones. I kinda know why they were holdin out tho. They have to squeeze as many tricks out of this pony as they can. While I personally believe there is no touch screen phone like the iPhone, other companies are catchin up and will soon make the iPhone look obsolete. My roommate is designing the interface for a new Sony Ericsson phone, and it is a real contender…might have to switch to T-Mobile when it comes out. Anyways, the new features for the iPhone won’t be available till the summer…like a birthday gift for the iPhone. Which is still cool with me because by that time my company should have hired someone new, which means I give the newbie my old phone and get a new one. I wonder which one I will get…oh and did I mention? Our contract is with AT&T, muhahahahahahaha.

Call it the "iOverestimated on how much we'd sell and take over the market"

Now this is funny. Jobs is gonna start sellin his iPhone at Wal-Marts. Pre-paid iPhones? Call it the iPaid? LMAO!!! But I guess the rumors were that Wal-Mart was gonna start sellin iPhones for $99. They might as well. That’s like Dolce & Gabana sellin clothes at the Target or Wal-Mart for that matter. The people that shop at Wal-Mart aren’t tryin to buy premium goods at a premium price. Don’t fret though, Wal-Mart has remained true to their motto and rolled back the price on the 4Gb iPhone. They will sell it for $197 - $2 less than it MSRP. HAHAHAHA! Oh Jobs, you dickhead.

Money in iPhone Apps

My friends want to create a porn website, this guy is makin bucks from creatin iPhone apps. Why can’t I have smart friends? I mean damn, ALL of them. ALL of them have iPhones. Even sendin emails to each other about what apps each other has. None of them knuckle head niggas said, “hey, why don’t we create an app”. Hell, if had been a porno app I woulda been happy, but at least we’d be on the gravy train. Not the “sauce they serve with mystery meat in the cafeteria” train.