Usher splits from wife

It appears that Usher Raymond and Tameka Foster have split. Divorce ink has dried and papers have been filed. Wow. This is good news for all those women who still wanna get in his boxer shorts. But this is great news for me because I can say “I told you so.” Granted I expected this marriage to end a lot sooner and result in no kids, Tameka definitely woo’d up Usher properly and is paid for life. She dropped two kids for the boy so that child support check is gonna look pretty right. My speculation for the divorce is that Tameka is still bitter about carryin her team for 6 games and still lost to the Magic. LaBrona has 3 kids from a previous marriage. Not the octomom yet, but she’s workin on it!

Usher's wife tried to cheat

It appears that Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, went down to Brazil to have liposuction done on her. Instead of gettin rid of the baby fat (they have a two month old girl) properly by breast feeding and exercise, she decided to cheat and get the fat sucked out. HOW CAN THAT BE HEALTHY? She ain’t no Angelina Jolie, she can’t do the whole skinny chick breast feeding thing. Black people don’t look right tryin to breast feed when they just skin and bones. Well, durin the surgery somethin went wrong and the doctors put her in a medically induced coma to make sure that her body is alright. It seriously just baffles me how someone could have a kid and two months later they get back to the shape they were before. If you doin it the right way, then more power to ya. But if you tryin to cheat nature, then you deserve the outcome. And shame on the doctor for performing the surgery. I’m prolly not one to talk since I plan on givin the wife 6 months to get back to her pre-preggers body. But at least it’s 6 months! That’s a lot of time.

Usher's wife has health issues

Usher is still with LeBron in a wig? They have TWO kids? WTF. I can’t believe it was back in August of 07 that I was wonderin what the hell was wrong with the boy marryin her. And they haven’t even had a blip on the radar. Good for them. Well, until now. It appears that Tameka Foster has had complications with her plastic surgery in Brazil and Usher has to cancel his shows to be with her. If there is one thing I learned, it’s that black people and plastic surgery don’t mix. And I know why. You can’t perfect perfection. End of discussion. Hope she doesn’t die.