40 lashes for tight clothes in Sudan

A Sudanese journalist could receive 40 lashings for wearin tight fittin pants. Lubna al-Hussein was arrested by the police who accused her of wearing pants that were too tight and a blouse that was too transparent. In Sudan there is only one punishment for wearin indecent clothin and that’s to get your ass beat in public. 40 lashings to be exact. I feel sorry for the chick (only because I don’t know exactly what she was wearin), but wouldn’t it be nice if we adhered the same kinda punishments in the U.S.? For one, I bet them New Boyz (they sing that terrible song “You’re A Jerk”) would be beaten to death and their music removed from America. But on some serious matters too. Like if you are found guilty of any kind of sexual assault involving your penis, then they cut it off. If you steal, your hand goes. Your wife sleeps around? She gets gangbanged – by horses. Or by me, same difference.

Superhead can't shake off her 'hoe' vibe

Dammmmmmmmn. I ain’t even gonna ruin it for you, just watch.

Yo, that reporters get it IN on her ass. See, that’s how Kathy Lee shoulda interviewed her instead of bein all PC. See what happens when you kiss and tell? It just ruins your rep. Had “Superhead” just kept her mouth shut (insert crude joke here) about whom she’s been fuckin within the industry instead of writing a book, she might have a little more cred. Then again, she probably wouldn’t be famous if she hadn’t written the book. A mixed blessin for her I guess.

Reporter gets tough on air

LMAOOOOO. HAHAAHA. What the hell is wrong with the reporter? You can’t punch a dude in the face like that. The producer was like “cut the feed, cut the FEEEED!!!” Aw man. I wonder if the drunk dude got enraged and just Pietrus Smashed on the reporter. Idiots. And in this case both the drunken fool and the reporter.

Love is ON the air

Now that’s just a beautiful thing. My man was cool and rehearsed, didn’t stumble over his lines…makes me wonder if they put it on the teleprompter for him lmao. I really like how he kept the box closed till she said ‘yes’. That is a smart move, because if she’s a gold digger then she might have said ‘yes…I want that huge expensive rock on my finger.’ But he made sure she was in love with him and not his wallets. Damn, right on national TV…that’s bigggg pimpin.