Mel Gibson is too rich to go to Hell

Congrats to Mel Gibson and his new girlfriend…you guessed it, she’s preggers. I mean what did you expect from a devout Catholic. He doesn’t believe in birth control…oh no. He obviously believes in premarital sex tho! For a man that built his own church, I'm glad to see he takes his religion seriously.

Mel Gibson shows off new boo...

Here are Mel Gibson and his new boo Oksana Grigorieva. Um, for 39 she doesn’t look that bad. Mel is like 53 or somethin like that and I figured at that age he’d go for somethin a bit young and taut but it appears he wants to keep it respectable...I guess. Must be nice being a billionaire.