Kim Kardashian is more than just booty

I don’t know what it is about Kim Kardashian’s look that is so intriguing to me, but here she is at a fashion show lookin classy with her boo (Reggie Bush). Next to her are the Hilton sisters who look…well, you see them.

She should buy a new body

I used to find Nikki Hilton the more attractive of the two Hilton sisters. Now she’s blonde, fat, and flat chested…but the other one has herpes. Which one would you pick? The ugly (uglier) duckling or the one who would make your penis fall off upon insertion? Tough choice to make.