Ben Stiller shouldn't be laughing

I didn’t really watch the MTV Movie Awards because I don’t really fancy award shows…the wrong people always win. But on Sunday night, someone very deserving won. Ben Stiller won the MTV Generation award (which is their lifetime award) for his contributions to the movie industry. Ben Stiller is definitely the man, even though I don’t agree with his latest choices (Night at the Museum? I’ll pass). And you would think that the people that presented this award would be some of his good friends or at least someone else who has won the award before, right? Wrong. You know who gave the Generation award to Ben? 24 star Kiefer Sutherland, Zac Efron and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Wow, really? Zac Efron ain’t even funny and Kiefer is a violent jackass. And a muthafuckin hand puppet? Talk about little respect. So where were his good pals like Robert DeNiro or Owen Wilson? According to their reps they were busy. Busy filming or what not. Too busy to save their friends decency. While I can see Ben forgiving his friends for bailing out on him (which he should still give them shit for), I don’t see how he can forgive MTV for steppin to him so incorrect. This is Ben muthafuckin Stiller and you put Triumph on stage with him? Wow. So glad I didn’t watch that go down.

Kiefer Sutherland gets charged.

Kiefer Sutherland was charged with assault which is good news because when you hurt people, you should be punished. Bad bad Kiefer! But for those of you that aren’t in the know, Kiefer head butted a dude at the Met Gala on Monday. For no reason either. On some save the President type shit.

Jack Bauer doesn't do Galas

Kiefer Sutherland (star of 24) must be into method acting. It appears at the Met Gala this past Monday, Kiefer was speakin with Brooke Shields and her friend, Jack McCollough (a fashion designer so you know he’s gay), came over to say hi and apparently Kiefer got upset and head butted the dude. They say alcohol may have been involved which doesn’t spell good news for Sutherland because he’s currently on probation from his DUI last summer. And apparently the DA in LA is lookin into it because that could spell more jail time for Sutherland. And by more jail time I mean 48 hours in the clink. That ain't shit for Jack Bauer!