Celebrites sign off on Chris Brown

I’m pretty sure that bow tie fucked up Tyrese’s voice box and made him sound like he swallowed some helium. My message to Kendra Wilkerson is you are paid to look pretty not express your opinion. And to the coon that co-signed with her, well, you’re a football player marryin an ex-playmate…your boat is not that different than hers.

The gift that keeps on giving

Pregnant women with already huge fake boobs are like the best thing on Earth. Who woulda thought that fake boobs could grow even more? Before you know it I’ma have to prune my plastic house plants. Oh, that’s Kendra Wilkerson if you didn’t recognize.

Kendra Wilkinson should just go back to Playboy

I don’t know what Kendra is doing. She honestly seems like a useless chick. If you need arm candy, then she’s your girl but I could replace her with a blow up doll and nobody would notice. Anyways here she is tryin to work a pole that’s located…in her kitchen? Or is that her living room? Either way, it’s not the proper place for a fuckin pole. It’s like smack dab in the middle of the room too. So is this the only form of entertain in the room? If nobody is workin the pole, then there is nothin else to do? Is that her teacher? Is that how they teach pole dancin? They bring a prop pole and set up in your living room. Is that safe? Kendra’s ass looks good tho…can’t deny that.

Kendra Wilkinson being blonde and useless

There is really no point on this post of Kendra Wilkinson…it’s Good Friday, be happy!

Funds aren't the only thing Kendra raises

Kendra Wilkerson at some fundraising event…but who cares? I owe you guys some boobs…so here ya go!

Holly and Criss disappear!

Criss Angel and Holly Madison are dunished. Looks like Holly didn’t want to devote her time to bein in Vegas while she was tryin to get her career poppin off. I don’t know what career she speaks of since the only thing she was good for was being Hef’s bunny. Is she planning on goin back to school to get her doctorates in Hoeology? I’m not a Criss Angel fan (or any “magician” for that matter) but Criss is listed to be 49 years old. Look at the picture down below. Maybe he is a magician cuz the boy doesn’t look like he hit puberty yet! And for good measure I decided to add a bitch with a plan. Her is Kendra (soon to be married to a sucker, I mean, football player) livin it up like a bottom bitch is supposed to! Kudos to Kendra.

It's like going from movies to TV shows

These pictures of former Playboy Playmates, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt, make me think of what a bitch the recession has been. Then I remember, these girls did it to themselves lol. It’s like the runway model that now does TV commercials for the local car dealership. Bridget looks like she’s been punishing her fridge since the break up. How far the mighty have fallen.

Kendra Wilkinson cheated on Hef

Kendra admits to gettin her sex from people besides Hef. On one hand it’s like duh, you were like in your early 20s fuckin (or at least tryin to) a dude in his 80s. You either have terrible self esteem issues or you’re a whore. Then she started datin the Eagles wideout in June but didn’t end it with Hef till October. Real classy. And what the fuck is this dude thinkin? She cheated on her ex (granted he is old as fuck), what makes you think she won’t cheat on you when she loses interest? I guess it could be argued that she wasn’t interested in Hef to begin with, which is fine…but that makes her a whore. Why would you marry a whore? Then she admits to cheatin on the dude…not somethin you should make public in my opinion, not much class. AND FOR THE EXTRA POINT. Now she looks back and is “totally against Hef’s way of life.” She’s a hypocrite. One of those who have no problem when she’s gettin hers but as soon as it stops, she turns her nose up at it. Real keeper. And her ass is gone. Shoulda let Hef put it in your butt.

Talk about moving on

One of Hugh’s former GFs is getting married! Now this is some real fuckery. Wasn’t she just Hef’s girls like last month, now her boyfriend has just popped the question? This really screws with my head, because now I don’t believe that any of the girls were screwing with Hugh’s head. Was it all for show? Has he ever had sex with these girls? If all this was real, then what kinda cuckold stands by while a dude old enough to be his grandfather bangs his girl on a nightly basis? You couldn’t pay me enough to have my future wife being banged by someone else. As I typed the period, I realized what kinda hypocrite I was. But he is a French BILLIONAIRE alright? That’s my excuse, lol.

Just another day

Everyone knows that Halloween is a holiday created by nuns in order to allow them to dress slutty for one day (I think the day was called Hallowhore or Hoween, but it didn’t have a good ring to it). So when you dress like a slut EVERYDAY then what the hell do you dress up as for Halloween? The [former] Girls Next Door show us exactly what to do. Except for Holly, who is dressed up as “a girl on her period.”