Jessica Biel in Powder Blue (NSFW)

This is obviously not safe for work in anyway…but damn her body is tight:

If she doesn’t get an Oscar nod for this, I’ma be upset. Because Marisa Tomei got a nod for her weak ass role in The Wrestler (I think). I mean, when girls play strippers, they always get some kind of kudos for it even when they do a terrible job. Jessica obviously learned how to work a pole and be sensual. I think she did a great fuckin job (at least from the first minute that I watched, damn internet).

That’s all I got, make the best of it…

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Jessica Biel nude

To wrap up, here is a link to Jessica Biel’s first nude scenes in the upcoming movie Powder Blue. You’re welcome.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

I-Witness

So I decided that "The Watchful Eye" was kinda corny, and I know "I-Witness" isn't much better, so bear with me as I think up a name for this segment.

Watch out Freida, that man has dishonorable intent in his eyes lol.

I love how this cheap ass couple decided to get their picture taken by posin behind Jessica Biel…damn recession.

Jessica Biel audition photos

Here is Jessica Biel reminding us never to take incriminating photos and not keepin them locked up. I knew she was a freak. (This photo is safe for work because it’s not a real penis, if you couldn’t tell).

Jessica Biel hottness

Jessica Biel because I haven’t seen her look this good in a minute…

A nice booty

Jessica Biel is should be the blueprint of what a girl’s body should be like. Of course bigger breasts and a little thickness never hurt anyone, but this is what every girl should strive to be and work from. Now if we could do somethin about her face.