FBI catches child molestor 15 years later

The FBI’s Most Wanted list has just been shortened. Federal agents apprehend Edward Eugene Harper who was on the top 10 list for child molestation. He jumped bail back in 1994 and had been livin as a nomad for the past 15 years. Living out his truck, he’s been makin a livin doin odd jobs. My only question is how many more girls did he molest in the past 15 years? I mean, it’s a good thing that he’s been caught but DAMN it took them forever. Even if he just touched one girl a year, that’s still 15 girls!!! The FBI needs to do a better job trackin down the people on their list. Maybe they should borrow some of the drones from the military.

 

Harper back in 1994

 

Harper yesterday...ewwww

FBI to investigate ways to waste money

Did the cops run outta niggas to shoot? Reopening the Jon Benet case, investigating Phelps weed problems, and now reinvestigating the 1982 Tylenol killings? STOP WASTING FUCKIN MONEY!!! I mean unless if the families of the deceased are still grieving (the Tylenol case) and can’t wipe their tears with the large settlement, then why bother? I know I’m comin off inconsiderate, but I just feel this isn’t the time to spend money on cold cases right now. And who are these people still callin in with info and tips? Like what the fuck were you doin when these cases were hot? You wanna wait 10+ years to start snitching, like snitchin has an expiration date. Some people…

Lapdances on the government's tab

I really can’t express the angst that I’m in (yeah, angst, look it up bitch. Then let me know if I used it right, lol). First the story. FBI agents temporarily sent to Iraq have tallied up over $45,000 in overtime charges during their 3 month stint. They were basically charging 16 hour days to the government. This took place for about 4 years and has totaled over $7 milli. And you wonder why the war is costin us so much. Maybe I’m jumpin the gun, but I didn’t read anythin about repercussions. I mean, if I worked for a company and boosted up my overtime pay, you better believe getting fired would be just the beginning. How the FBI just gonna rack up 7 million like that? They were billing the government on the time they spent eating. The time they spent socializing. The time they spent goin to the movies and other recreational stuff. First off, what company pays you to eat for longer than an hour? When you hourly, they don’t even pay you for eating. You get paid for the hours you worked minus the lunch break. Get paid to socialize? These muthafuckas have lost their minds. Talkin bout Iraq isn’t a place to visit. Iraq is the perfect place to visit. Sun, women who can’t express their sexuality (so you know they freaky in the beds), and you in the FBI, one of the coolest jobs on the planet. You walk with a gun. I would rob banks just because. “Nah, nah. This isn’t really a stick up. I’m with the FBI. Here’s your money back. Have a great day and remember, GO USA!”