Von Dummy

Mrs. Ed Hardy (Ira Audigier) at the beach. Now, she isn’t a real looker (she’s regular, but a better regular than Katie Holmes and has a nicer butt), but why is the broad rockin a Gucci bikini? How is Christian supposed to promote his bikini line if he doesn’t make his wife wear it? That would be like Henry Ford Jr. drivin around in a Tacoma. Pure fuckery.