The Beckhams celebrate togetherness

Here are David and Victoria spendin their anniversary together. Most guys would say that your wife gettin a breast reduction has to be the worst anniversary gift ever. I would agree. But they have been together for 10 years which is almost an eternity by celebrity standards. Congratulations to the two.

David Beckham is leavin LA

David Beckham has reportedly stated that he wants out of his contract with LA Galaxy so that he can play with AC Milan. For many of you, this may come as a shock. If you’ve followed the Rant while it was still in the womb, then you’d know that I called this 2 years ago when they first signed him. Beckham play for the States? HA. For that much money? A fuckin waste. America doesn’t care for futbol, never has and prolly never will. End of discussion. Now if he can only get Posh to pack up and leave, which isn’t goin to be easy. Posh is really tryin to get David to stay in the U.S. because she’s tired of movin and she tired of uprooting their kids. Posh..why do I keep callin her that? Victoria definitely wins some “mommy” points in my book for that. But at the end of the day, Dave is the bread winner and he gets what he wants. So goodbye Beckhams, it was nice havin ya in LA for a bit. Visit often.

Victoria still tags along in Milan

Victoria lookin nice in this red dress. Not sure what David is doin with that curtain around his neck. First Brad with the table cloth and now David with the curtains. I’m start rockin my bed sheet around my neck just so that I can be like the cool kids.

Viki checks up on her cash cow

In usual Posh fashion, Vicki Beckham is back in Milan to keep tabs on her beau David after new pictures of him and Armani’s niece (Roberta) have surfaced. Ugh, how does the man live like that? Well, I guess it is his fault since we already know about his one affair (and I’m pretty sure for a guy like him, it wasn’t the first or only just the one she found out about). But if you have trust issues with your hubby, why stay with him? Somethin tells me that she signed a pre-nup and if she leaves she gets nothin. I mean when they met, she was a Spice girl on top of the world. Now she’s….a house mum? A fashion icon…without a label? I guess dignity does have a price. Hmmmm.

No scoring for Becks

When the MLS league, LA Galaxy, signed David Beckham to that ridiculous deal (I think it made him the highest paid athlete at the time) I said it was a waste of money. When MLS tried to tout it as a good move for soccer in America because he will bring more exposure, I said ya’ll niggas is really stupid. Of course I was right. Beckham spent most of his first season on the bench due to injuries. He still had his contract with his European Club so why would he risk hurtin himself more when he has real teams to play internationally? It would be like havin an injured player practice but sit out for the games. But that’s not the point of my post, well kinda. Because now the Galaxy has loaned Beckham out for 3 months to AC Milan in Italy’s club. Talk about gettin your money’s worth. BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE POINT, well kinda. It appears that one of Italy’s broadcasting stations was denied an exclusive interview with Beckham because Vikki felt the interviewer was too pretty. The person in question is Sky Sports’ very beautiful IIaria D'Amico. Of course everythin has been denied from both camps, but considerin Beck’s record with women and how everyone thinks he’s the hottest thing since me, it would be smart on Vikki’s part to throw a fit. I mean look at Miss D’Amico. I need to make a trip to Italy.

The problems of owning more than one house

Gotta love stupid criminals. Why would you put it on eBay? Why don’t you place a sign on your house that says “Stolen merchandise from the Beckhams”? I don’t understand people sometimes. If I robbed a famous person’s house, I’m pawning that shit. And I’m not even pawning it myself. I’m payin someone to pawn it.