College grad sues alma mater

Tina Thomson of NY is suing her alma mater because she still doesn’t have a job, and she’s been outta school for 3 months. I hate to stereotype (nah, I’m kiddin. I love it), but I wanna say Tina is black. Here is my deductive reasoning. A) Black people like to sue for some bullshit. B) White people don’t embarrass themselves by puttin their name out there. C) I don’t know any white Tina’s (unless it’s Christina) and Thomson’s (unless it’s the guy that makes the English muffins). Either way, Tina is a fuckin idiot. First off, there is no job guarantee clause in your college application. Secondly, it’s only been 3-months. The average time span on findin a job outta school is 6-months unless you work with a company you’ve done intensive co-ops/internships with. Thirdly, her GPA was a 2.7!!! At Monroe college. I don’t know much about the school, but the tuition per semester is roughly $6K makin it $12k a year. So a 2.7 GPA at a school that cost less than Ford Focus. Yeahhhh. She received a bachelor of business administration degree in information technology. What the fuck is that? Is she in IT or is she in business? Is she administering the business of the IT department? All these fluffier degrees that colleges create for their students who don’t know what the fuck to do with their lives are retarded. It’s all about the pigeon hole. Get a real ass bachelors degree, then branch out with your Masters. Good thing she didn’t go for Pre-Law.

Job market is improving...so to speak

Here is some good news: the job market is startin to recover. Accordin to some stats that may bore you, it appears that the number of pink slips being handed out has slowed down by 32% since April. Of course we aren’t completely in the clear. Just because companies aren’t firing, doesn’t mean they’re hiring. So if you are sittin at home right now, broke as fuck, and jobless...your sufferin will continue. And that’s because you’re readin the Rant instead of learning a trade that can make you more useful to employers, so get off your ass and do somethin! And for those who are readin the Rant while at work, you don’t have to fear losing your job now! So continue to be unproductive today and get that paycheck!