Good bye Blago...whatever the hell and hello Quinn!

Roddy B is out and Gov. Patrick Quinn is in. I for one am totally happy that Illinois has a governor whose name I can pronounce. We already got a Swarchenegger, don’t need any more long ass multi-syllabic (oh yea, big word day) names. But you know Ronny still kinda won. He did get a chance to appoint someone to the Senate and who knows what coulda been discussed between Rod B and….Ron B? I see. The government thinks it can trick us but as the world’s next freedom fighter (’32 The Tenant, sorry Asante), I promise to shed light on the dark corners of not just our government but the world!!! I’m bringin back snitching!!! Start Snitching, the movement. Coming to a government near you! Anyways, don’t know anything bout this Quinn fellow, but I give him a year and a half before he playin politics “Chi town” style.

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They say behind every strong man is a strong woman…


That is exactly what I need in a spouse. Support. Financial support. I need my wife to make power moves so that I can make more money. (Bleep) the Dodgers. (bleep) their (bleep) hold them up for all they got!

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Gov. Rod Blagojevich was tryin to sell the Senate seat that Obama has left vacant. Well that and other charges. But I’d like to point out that it is a recession, and people need to get paid anyway they can. If the board hadn’t rejected my proposal for a $10 milli bonus this year for bein the only blog to not talk about Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Heidi Montag on a daily basis, I woulda used that money and became a Senator. If I was Senator AND I ran this blog? I would be the GOD of this bloggin shit! Lol.