Happy May 5th!

I be tryin to tell girls that if they’d let me suck on they tits, I will help them live longer…now here's the proof. And I know this is the intro, but I felt like having an informal post. And to show some boobs early in the day. And I'm thirsty.

Facebook versus breasts part 2

Arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh stupid self enTITled Americans!!! I wish this was China lol. I already spoke my point on this but now CNN wants to give this dumb broad her 15 minutes of fame. Taking a piss is perfectly natural but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to see my dick, otherwise she’ll have to explain to her husband why the new baby has that “good hair”. Facebook isn’t a public company or a public venue. They have rules for you to comply with if you want to be a member. If you don’t like the rules, then GET THE FUCK ON!!! Nobody is forcing you to use Facebook. Make your own damn social site, call it Breastnovel. I’m glad FB isn’t bending on the situation. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m all about seein breasts anywhere I can. Hell, I plan on joining the group just to see some tits. But I really can’t stand people that try to justify their stupidity.

Facebook doesn't like breasts

So I guess there was some kinda protest on Facebook because of their anti-breast pics policy. Protestors (nursing mothers) decided to upload tons of pics with them breastfeeding and some protestors went to FB headquarters to whip out their tits. Why do I always get the memo for stupid protests like “We Want The Old Facebook” or “Mark is the white devil himself”? I never get the cool “Breastfeeding is natural, here are the pics to prove it” memos. Shit man. But why do they think it’s alright to be flashin tit in public or online? Me personally, it really does make it uncomfortable for me to just see a lady pull her tit out and start feedin her child. I mean it’s a tit. When guys normally stare at a woman’s breasts (when fully or barely covered by her clothing) we get grilled and are said to be objectifyin women. Now you wanna pull your whole tit out AND have a baby suckin on it? Wylin. Men are visual creatures; you can’t just be having your baby feedin like that. Then they try to say, “oh well breastfeeding natural thing.” So is takin a piss, but if I whipped out my Black Snake Moan in public, the girls would go crazy. I’d be elevated to Rock Star status. I would need security 24/7. I understand that your kid gotta eat when he gotta eat, but put a blanket over you or somethin. Like I was thought in school, if you don’t have enough to share then put it away.