Dane Cook is actually funny

NOT a Dane Cook fan, but he gets it in at the Teen Choice Awards:
HAHAHAHA. Look at Vanessa’s face. Not amused at all. Whomp whomp broad, keep the clothes on next time.

Teen Choice Award hotties

Some chicks at the Teen Choice Awards. My eye is on Kimmy K. When she first did the blonde wig, I wasn’t a fan…but damn she looks too damn good now. I’d eat a meal outta that ass.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Vanessa Hudgens is nude again...(NSFW)

You may have heard…Vanessa is tryin to get kicked out from Disney and do some real work. I bet that little girl she’s datin (Zac Effron I think) doesn’t want to make a sex tape. So Vanessa, holla at me. We’ll put Ray J and Kim to SHAME. Anyways, I’m not really excited by 19-year old tits but this boy certainly is:



The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Vanessa needs to audition with me

Vanessa Hudgens (that cutie from High School Musical) told E! Online that she would get nude for the right role…obviously this bitch must have been auditioning for the role of slutty girlfriend when she posed nude for those pics a couple summers ago. I’ve never watched the broad act, I didn’t even know she was legal to watch, but one thing I do know is if you wanna be taken serious as an actress you gotta show boobs. I don’t know what it is about doin a nude scene, but once ladies pass the barrier they elevate in status. Maybe it’s the fact directors know they are willing to do whatever it takes to make the movie…and that they are willing to show some of what they did on camera if you catch my drift.