Blogger in disguise

I had a lot more shit to talk about but I decided to see Transformers 2 instead. Great fuckin movie. I laughed, I cried, I felt warm inside. No, I’m serious. I really was drawn into the movie. Rarely do I like get a full laugh on for a non comedy, but I was “LMAO”. If there was space in the theatre I might have “ROFL”. Seriously, good movie. Ok Michael Bay, where’s my check!?

Isabel Lucas might bump out Meg

I found a replacement for Meg Fox!!! Isabel Lucas (also a star in Transformers 2) looks INCREDIBLY HOT! OMG. Like, wow. She had this sultry look in the movie that made me almost grab the breasts of the woman sittin next to me…that woulda ruined my movie experience. She needs to work on her posture tho…toes need to point inward.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Megan Fox...the end.

Megan Fox at yet ANOTHER premier, this time the LA one. Of all the premiers she has attended this has to be her worst look.

Megan Fox because she has a movie comin out

Megan lookin like a timeless beauty for the Moscow premiere of Transformers 2. Wow. But you know what? Once this movie is released, I’m takin a week off from any Megan pictures. Don’t worry I got a replacement lined up.

Megan Fox until we die...again

If you can kill it in a black dress, then you are certified fine by me. Megan Fox should be put on trial for first degree murder right now. Rarely does she ‘wow’ me, but durin this premier she figures it out.

Bumblebee!!!

Revenge takes many forms on June 24th. Can I be sued for sayin that? What bout “More Than Meets The Eyes”? They should pay me for these plugs. Exhausting day. Can’t wait for Good Friday. No plans for the weekend…someone should help me out!

Super Bowl ads

Of course, what’s the Super Bowl without the million dollar ads that they make every year? Who looks forward to these anymore? It’s kinda ironic that as desensitized we’ve become as a society, the more PC Super Bowl ads get. There’s no adult factor any more. Everythin has to be pleasant for everybody. Even the goDaddy.com ads didn’t have anyone in a bikini. Terrible, really terrible. Posted just two of the videos I thought were good but you can find the rest at NBC’s website (minus the G.I. Joe trailer, what gives?).
“Hyundai, it’s like Sunday” great tag line.



Ok, is it just me or do the robots look like real beasts this time around? Very hyped to see this. And if Optimus Prime dies…I may cry in the theatre.