Karissa and Kristina still look like trailer trash

I’m still tryin to figure out how these flat booty, small titty, yellow teethy, not cutie girls are Hef’s new girlfriends? Is he into that “build-a-bitch” program where you make an ugly duckling into a swan princess? If he is let the cutting beginning damn it!! The only thing these girls got goin for themselves is that they’re twins…but being a twin barely bumps you up on the hotness scale, I’ve seen some twins that I would kick outta bed…sober.

Eddie Murphy sailin at St. Bart's

I guess these girls would be considered a step up from the tranny chicks Murphy is used to. But a step down (to hell) compared to Ex. Mrs. Babyface. What the hell could he possibly be singin to them? “My Girl Wants To Party All The Time” the acoustic version?

Cracker Jack

Not all niggas are black, some niggas are white. But we call them trailer trash, lmao. What on earth could you possibly be thinking letting your children out of your site? The brother ain’t no brighter. Why would they both leave? If I said this once, I’ll say it again and again till I have kids and eat my words: When the kids are outta site, they aren’t safe. Period.