Angelina Jolie talks in Time

Did ya’ll know that St. Jolie wrote an article in Time magazine to present the case against Sudanese President Omar al Bashir (he’s on trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity)? Is there anythin that the lady doesn’t do right? I’m pretty sure that she has the worst smellin shit in the world. Seriously, like there has to be somethin totally awful about her. And don’t come with that “she stole Brad” bullshit because if Jen wasn’t such a wimp then Brad wouldn’t have left. If Brad cheated (which I doubt he did) then at least it was with an upgrade and not some regular bozo that looks half as good as the spouse. Anyways, you can read Angie’s article here (it’s a short good read to increase your awareness of the world you live in).

Who doesn't want an experienced woman?

Time wrote an article on why it seems like there are more inappropriate relations between female teachers and students in Florida than any other state. I don’t feel like going through their theories but you can read the article here. I think the reason why it’s poppin in Florida (and California) more than any other state is because THE TEACHERS ARE HOTTER! Have you seen the teachers in other states? WOOF! When you live in states where everyone is obsessed with beauty, girls that usually look average in a profession look above average. The hottest janitors? FL and CA. The hottest bus drivers? FL and CA. The hottest meter maids? FL and CA!!! Maybe I’m talkin reckless due to the excessive sun. It fries your brain and makes you think people are hotter than they really are lol. But seriously, the extra hotness is just one cause. The other is our highly sexual society. We might as well lower the age for consent because even though adults think that the kids don’t know what they are doing, the kids are FULLY aware of what they are doing and the consequences. But just like their parents at that young age, the kids are thinkin they just wanna have fun. Correction, maybe we shouldn’t lower the age of consent because I don’t think it will EVER be proper for a 40 year old guy to be with a 15 year old girl. Will it be ok for a 40 year old woman to be with a 15 year old boy? Only if she’s hot. Seriously. Guys don’t have those emotional hang ups when it comes to sex. A guy would lose his virginity to an AIDS patient if he knew he wouldn’t catch the disease. Believe me. But for girls, it’s different. The guy has to be special. It’s her first time and she wants it to mean somethin. If a 40 year old guy is taking little girl’s virginity he clearly is sick in the head. Is this a double standard? YES! But that’s biology and society working together and there is nothing anyone can do about it. You can’t stop the laws of nature, regardless of how many manmade laws are created. Now I’m NOT condoning rape AT ALL. If these women are forcing these boys into awkward situations then they should be stopped. However, most of the time when these sexual encounters occur they are at the boy’s house or the teacher’s house or they meet up in a parking lot. If you’re a 15 year old boy and you don’t understand that it’s improper for your teacher to come to your home or you go to her house, then you must be a special needs student and the law should protect you. Otherwise all you other boys know EXACTLY what the fuck you doing. You know better than to go into a stranger’s car whether or not they are your teacher. And don’t most teens have cell phones? HOP OUT THE CAR AND CALL SOMEONE!!! They just are tryin to fuck and they need to stop snitchin once they’ve been caught. Idiots. I’ve been tryin fuck my teachers since Kindergarten (hmmm Mrs. Schaffer). I just wish that these teachers would start hittin on me instead. I look young and I’ma fun time! Here are some teachers that have been convicted of wanting young dick (and their ages…and they either from FL or CA with the one Mass exception…oh and remember that these are mug shots, nobody looks good in their mug shot).

 

Lisa Robyn Marinelli - 40

 

Stephanie Ragusa - 28 

 

Margaret de Barraicua - 30 

 

Amber Jennings - 32 (Mass)

 

Debra Lafave

  

Cynthia Horvath - 45

Carol Flannigan - 55

Time doesn't know blogging

Time has released the “Best Blogs of 2009” and guess who isn’t on the list? Me bitches. Why? I don’t know. I have one the best blogs in town. Sure it’s not flashy or pretty and maybe I don’t have a hundred people workin on it or submitting comments and frilly stuff like that. But damn it, it’s a voice and it’s not just my voice (even though I do sometimes like to hear myself talk). It’s everyone’s voice with mute off. I don’t speak outta line, I just speak without a filter (well, with a very porous filter). At the end of the day, fuck a list. I don’t think I’m PC or family friendly enough to make that list. I’ll just sit here underground and be the next best thing everybody else missed on. For the list of wack ass blogs, click here (I’m not worried, you’ll be back).

25 random posts about the Tenant...

And it gets worse. Time is a sister company to CNN but they are more SERIOUS news but they have been known to ride Facebook coattails every once in a while. But this article I can’t be mad at. Apparently this “25 random facts” note thing has spiraled outta control. Over 5 million new notes have popped up since. I don’t know how to explain how much I loathe them, so I’ll let the author of the article do it for me: “But it's just so stupid. Most people aren't funny, they aren't insightful, and they share way too much. Facebook is a loose social network; a "friend" on Facebook might translate to someone you'd barely recognize in real life.” Most people AREN’T funny. Most facts AREN’T random. And people are sharing these things because they think I care? I don’t. And I don’t care to share random facts with people who don’t even know how to say my name properly or recognize me in the streets. I’ve already started a MySpace page so that the transition can begin. Hopefully by next year I’ll be down to 100 or so friends on Facebook…if that. But everybody likes to feel like they are important or that people care about them so I can see why that’s a popular note. Not everyone can have a self inflating blog like me lol.