Seymour Stephanie in a bikini

Yes Stephanie Seymour is a clear example of what happens when you marry a chick with a plump ass and make her spit out kids. But I still believe she has kept it well packaged over the years. That ass coulda been a real disaster if it wasn’t for her supermodel regimen. That’s why I only mess with thick chicks that work out. Don’t fall for the thick chick that doesn’t work out. She thick cuz she eats well, or because her momma was thick or some other bullshit. That’s a trap. She thick now but you make her dump a kid or two…it won’t be thick any more.

A unicorn

Stephanie Seymour, because she is the only supermodel with a super booty (in her prime) and looks good for her old ass (pun intended).

Remember SUPERmodel...so while she wouldn't put Vida to shame, she would put most white women in general to shame back then and even today.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!