Naomi "Good" Lowde

Remember Jason Priestly? Only if you’re a Caucasian female…but for the rest of us, Jay was on the show BH 90210 (the original, not this bullshit remake). Anyways, I don’t care. I do care about his lady friend (wife, gf, not sure and don’t care) Naomi Lowde. Seriously, look at those things on her chest. I don’t even wanna motorboat them. I just wanna stare at them – unhinged. No bra, no fittin dress. Just a good topless photo of them. Scratch that, I don’t want a photo. I wanna see them in person. Shiver me timbers.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!