Vick flew with the Falcons but will soar with the Eagles

Michael Vick is back and with the Eagles. I would rather see him in a Bills uniform with T.O. but whatevers. McNabb is a bitch and Vick is a hardened criminal. It’s time for the NFL to begin. I’m out.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

T.O. wants the NFL Commissioner to go to jail

THANK YOU T.O.!!! I meant to Rant on this earlier but forgot. What kinda bullshit is that? A four game suspension? I think I’ma boycott the NFL for the first 4 games of the season and wish others would to, but that’s unlikely. Seriously, who else has been punished as severely for their crimes? What is the muthafuckin point? He’s been gone for like 2 seasons and now you wanna make it 2 seasons 4 days? That is so disgusting. Fuck them dogs. I ain’t a pet lover; I don’t see why dogs get better treatment than some humans. I don’t see how a man can kill a person from drunk driving and nobody issues him any letters or suspensions or jail time. I don’t wanna pull the race card but I’m pretty damn sure if Payton Manning got caught dog fighting, the worst thing that will happen is no more endorsements. No more MasterCard and Gatorade commercials. A suspension from the league? HA! Maybe if he did it now he would be punished just so that it can seem fair, but I doubt his punishment would be as harsh. I mean look at how much “backlash” Ben Roethlisberger has received…oh wait, he hasn’t. Everyone’s down playin it because it’s only ALLEGATIONS. But let ANY of the “thuggish” black football players have an allegation of rape thrown at them. Yo, we would know the girl, we’d have her picture blasted on TV, we’d have her address, she woulda been interviewed 100 times, and the commissioner woulda held a press conference. Hour-by-hour update on new information. Fuck the NFL and fuck the racist ass media.

Vick shoulda played football for his freedom

Why people tryin to disrespect my boy Mike Vick? I know he did wrong…which I don’t really think was that wrong, but whatever…but this is a total slap in the face right here. The Albany Firebirds, an areafootball2 league, is offerin Vick $200/week to play with them. $200??? Oh, with $50 bonus for every win. Wow. Then the contract stipulates that Vick would have to donate $100K to a local humane society as well. WHAT $100,000!!!??!!! The $100K that he stuffed in his football helmet before he went to jail? The nigga has no money and you gonna pay him peanuts but only if he donates money he doesn’t have and won’t make playin for you? Someone get me the address for the Firebirds, I wanna slap someone today. Seriously, someone needs to get a punch in the ribs for this terrible joke.

Bankruptcy is not fun

Ok, so Mike Vick is filing for bankruptcy and his lawyers are comin up with a reorganization plan to help him pay off his debts. First plan is to get him working. Vick plans on takin a job with a construction company when he on house arrest in May. I don’t know how much Vick owes but unless he plans on building casinos in Vegas, I doubt workin construction will dig him outta the hole. He was a multimillionaire for cryin out loud. And he’s black. He prolly bought his wife 4 dozen 24 karat solid gold roses for Valentine’s day just so that the roses would never wither and die. And he’s prolly been doin that every Valentine’s day since they were married. You know, stupid shit like that. His agent is hoping that he will return to the NFL since that’s the only place he can make the kinda money needed to operate in the black again. NOW, with that being said. This is Mike Vick. One man, prolly a mill or two in debt. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN TO GM IF THEY FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY? Let’s not even think about the little people that it will hurt. Let’s just focus on the company. GM isn’t goin to start making bicycles in order to pay off any debt while they wait for an increase in customer’s confidence. They aren’t gonna be able to just work their way outta the hole they’ll be in. If GM goes down, it’s down for good. Even if someone else picked up the company, I highly doubt they will call it GM just because of the bad taste in the consumer’s mouths.

Free Michael Vick...oh wait

Mike Vick is outta jail and ready to turn his swag back on. Dog killer or not, there are worse things people do in the world and if ya’ll wanna write him off because of an extracurricular sport, then fuck you. In Korea, he’d be a top chef!

Free Michael Vick!

I can kill baby chinchillas and make a fur coat outta them, but if I kill a dog that I trained for sport I go to jail? Fuckin white people.