Kanye is no longer heartbroken

Kanye West and his new girl, Amber Rose. I’m not a fan of girls with less hair on their head than me, but I think I would give her a pass. But if given a choice, I’d rather stick it in the tailpipe of that McLaren – owwww. And did you see VH1’s Storytellers with ‘Ye? What’s good with him big upping OJ Simpson? I hear he even said to give Chris Brown a break, because even he has made mistakes (producers cut that out from the show). I can understand him tryin to be the voice for the celebrities under media scrutiny but I don’t know bout givin OJ a shot out. Even the crowd fell to an awkward silence when Yeezy was giving the “tribute”.

NAIAS '09:Last of a dying breed

Anyone that knows me knows that I would sell my step daughter for an SLR McLaren (hmmmm, maybe that’s how I’ll stick it to Frenchie). Mercedes is making the last of them this year, with the last one to leave the lot in ’10. Sad, pure sadness. And Mercedes decided to finish off with an ultra rare (75 being built, only being sold to current SLR owners that don’t live in the U.S.) SLR McLaren Stirling Moss Edition. There is some heritage behind this one of course, the namesake “legendary British racer Stirling Moss, who in 1955 set a speed record by driving an equally legendary Mercedes 300 SLR to victory in the Italian Mille Miglia, a thousand-mile cross-country race so grueling and dangerous that it was banned after a fatal crash in 1957 that killed two participants and 11 spectators.” (MSN autos). Ah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Keep the SM edition; will someone PLEASE get me the regular version of the SLR? But this one is a beauty too, no doubt, I just don’t wanna get attached.

Gotcha bitch

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However, if you are reading this post because you clicked the link in the intro to go to another site:Haha bitch, how dare you try to leave the Rant. You ungrateful bastard. I’m gonna track the IP address of everyone that clicked that link and personally slap you in the face. As punishment, look at this flamboyant showing of “I’m too rich, I don’t know what to do with myself”. It’s about the equivalent of when I dipped my dick in gold (which burned like hell, but its solid gold and always hard. Ladies like that).

Past Due

One thing you’ll notice about the Rant is that sometimes it’s late. Lol. I’m sorry but you know I got a full time job and no cable, so I give you the news as I get it. But the good thing is that my commentary is like interest, so here you go:

Scott Storch should change his name to Scott Scorch Through 70 million dollars. Some people need to kill themselves, and I’m no advocate of suicide. But come on, Tyson did it, Hammer did, more than a handful of professional athletes have done it. So why Scott would you make the same fuckin mistake hundreds of people before you have made? That’s the people that should kill themselves, the one that repeat history instead of learn from it. I for one don’t like the guy, he looks a bit homo for my taste and seems to be arrogant (I guess we can see that from his ridiculous spending). Update: Just read his wiki, and under the Conflicts section I see why I never recognized him (because as they say, real recognize real and Scott was VERY unfamilar).But seriously, anyone that owns a Bugatti Veyron and has it repossessed needs to fall off this Earth. Now if you own a Veryon and a SLR McLaren and they fall out of your possession? Sigh….the hatred in my heart has me at a loss for words.

You know what I love about seein Bai Ling on the red carpet? You are guaranteed to see some nipple action with her. She could wear Iron Man’s suit and you’d still see her big ass nipples lol. And in other entertainment news, it seems that Christian Bale was justified in the bitch slapping of his sister. It appears that his sister had approached him on the night of his premiere to "borrow" $200,000. Mind you, his sister has 2 kids from one marriage and one from a new one. Obviously you don't have to black to be considered a hood rat, lmao. If my sister tried to squeeze me for money on my big night, I prolly woulda kicked her down the stairs or somethin.

In extremely old (announced 4 months ago) news, Lil’ Jon has his own winery now….I’ll wait for that to sink in. Seriously Jon? Crunk Wine? Wine and cheese class will never be the same. I guess the name of the collection is Little Jonathan, which sounds more like a foundation for autistic kids. Has anyone sipped this beverage yet? I would like to get my hand on a bottle since wine is the classy way to get girls drunk…or in this case, crunk! (O you knew that was comin, don’t even front lol).

I look at other blog layouts and I think if I can get a big enough audience (read: people start clicking on the ads and generate revenue for me), then I will certainly switch up the look around here. Move from the slums to a duplex in this blogging game. So tell a friend to tell a friend to tell their moms because moms always like to tell their friends, to check out the blog on a regular basis. The Rant Is Due muthafucka!!!




Hey don't sue me: The image of Little Jonathan Winery was taken from the website, which I will not link to unless they decide to start payin me for advertising!!! :)