Keep it in the family

The cover of Life & Style magazine reads: “Yes, I’m pregnant” and has Janet Jackson on the cover. Now Life & Style doesn’t have any cred points with me, so who knows if Janet is preggers (it would explain why she didn’t do so hot on her tour). What is interesting to me is the question: do the other Jackson let Mikey play with their kids? Would you let your brother play with your kids if he was taken to court twice on child molestation charges? I guess they prolly know him better than we do, or do they? Maybe they think he really is bein unfairly targeted because he’s rich and famous and likes to bounce kids in the middle of his lap. I guess I wouldn’t leave my kids alone with uncle Mike if I was them lol.

Hot Jackson

Janet Jackson has been rushed to the hospital before her concert in Montreal. No real clue on what that’s about. Maybe she’s feelin the side effects of her plastic surgery. Maybe her nipple ring (that shit was more like a metal plate) got caught up in her wardrobe and was tearin her nipple off. Maybe she just saw the R. Kelly sex tape. Whatever the case, I hope homegirl gets better. And may I add, the girl is lookin a bit thick in these pictures. (Note to my white readers: Janet is not fat. Notice that the “fat” part of her body are limited to her breast and ass, therefore while she may HAVE a fat ass, she is NOT a fat ass. Please stop getting it confused. Thank you. Lol).














The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!! (When an African is complaining about the heat…it’s hot.)