Paris Hilton ruins lives

If this doesn’t prove that Paris Hilton has herpes….I don’t know what will. Her new boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, is seen here sportin a new lip accessory. Is there a chance he had it before Hilton? Yeah, but the only reason Hilton would date him is because she already has it and has nothing to worry about. Keep your peeeeeenis away from the girl.

Nothing says slutty like a cold sore

Paris Hilton because the Valtrex jokes aren’t really jokes…