Spoiler Alert: Sylar was my real Hero

Let me start by sayin this is the best season finale in Heroes history…considerin how shitty the other two were, it’s not sayin much. At all. Once again, I’ma spoil the shit outta it, so if you have it on your DVR still I suggest skippin this post. So they finally “killed” Sylar. Of course they didn’t really kill him, since he can’t be killed. Instead what happened was Nathan was killed by Sylar, Peter was able to tranquilize Sylar, and while Sylar was unconscious, Matt remapped Sylar’s brain so that Sylar believed he was Nathan and never Sylar. Did you follow that? So basically Sylar is now Nathan permanently (*permanently meaning until the next season when somethin goes wrong and Sylar comes back). Alright, now the show is notoriously known for “forgetting” about people’s powers and makin the season finale battle harder than it needed to be. Like why couldn’t they just transfer some of Claire’s blood to Nathan like they did with her stepfather Noah? Why doesn’t Hiro ever just freeze time when Sylar is around and behead him? And why has Claire been demoted to moral compass? She’s become so useless on the show and is constantly bitching about how tough she is, but she doesn’t do anythin except bitch about how tough she is. Peter tries to be the moral compass too, but at least he uses his power to help. I hope when Matt comes back next season, he stops actin like a little bitch. First he was all pussy whipped with Daphne (who clearly didn’t have any feelings for him) then he started actin like a bitch when it was time to save Nathan. NO BITCHASSNESS ON THE NEXT SEASON OF HEROES. I’m kinda mad that they didn’t make Sylar good. Sylar by far was the best character to watch and if he had went good the show would be on another level. Anyways, enjoy Mad TV’s version of the show:

An entourage of heroes

Finally watched this past week’s Entourage and Heroes episode. I am impressed and disappointed. On Entourage, what the fuck are they bringing Dom back for? A whole fuckin episode on him? Wow, did the writers go on strike again? The Joshua Tree episode was the one take back for the season (every show is allowed one) but to follow it up with the bullshit from this past week? Considering the season started later than usual (it is supposed to come on during the summer, but due to the strike it started fall), I would expect nothin but the fuckin best. If the writers hit a block, then just throw in some breast and fast cars and good chemistry. I don’t care if the breasts belong to Tara Reid and the cars are go-karts, as long as the boys are all together playin their perfect parts, then it will be a good episode. On the flip side, Heroes is some twisted shit. I mean, wow. They should send ONE of their writers over to Entourage for real. I don’t even know what to say without spoiling it for those that haven’t seen it yet, but wow. I love how they just tie everything together, but at the same time create more loose ends. BUT fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice and I’ma beat the shit outta Milo V. Both past seasons’ finales have sucked. ASS. So I wouldn’t be surprised if after all this great story build up, the finale is bullshit. Also I don’t like how the direction of Hiro’s character. I understand what is going on, but I don’t like how they are doing it. He seems too stupid this year and very easy to manipulate. Very different from the Hiro of the past two seasons. If I had known that they were doin a Villains theme this season, I woulda sooooo signed up. That nigga with the fro that gets stronger off your fears ain’t scary lookin. I’M scary lookin. I’ll eat your fears.