Ho ho NO!

Wow. I don’t even know how to compile this in my head. The algorithm doesn’t compute. I just see an ‘E’. A reason why I plan on buyin a gun is because I understand there are people crazier than me and I need to be protected.

Mistress Claus

Nicola McLean because breasts this big should be paraded in a blog.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

My clock is ticking pt 2

Not as cute as the little girl from yesterday, but works the same. Jeez, I couldn’t imagine havin to be without mom for a year…

My clock is ticking

Grab a tissue…

I don’t even feel like being mean for the rest of the posts….BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!!

Thank goodness she isn't Jewish

Cate Blanchett looks like shit. What is really good with this bell shaped dress? There is no way that’s what poppin in the Wood (note that I said Wood instead of hood because it rhymes and we aren’t in the hood, we are in the Wood and this joke is terribly long, my apologies). Is it Christmas-like to dress up as an ornament? Then there is pics of Gary Oldman, which reminds me, DARK KNIGHT ON BLU-RAY CAME OUT YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But for a guy who is old and his name is OLDMAN, what the fuck is with the spiked hair, tinted BIFOCALS, and goatee? Age gracefully man, gracefully. But that chick on his arm looks pretty tasty.