But we're stuck were we are....

Brandy has a video for her new single “Long Distance” out and it’s such a catchy tune. I can’t stop singing it. I wonder if this is her first tune off her new album “Jail House Blues”. When is she gonna go to jail for manslaughter? Oh, you ain’t know? Brandy killed someone in a car accident because she failed to slow down her Range Rover (might be the same one in the pics) that was travelin 60mph into a car accident. Why? Because she was on the phone and not payin attention to the stopped cars ahead of her. A killer is a killer, even if she has nice tits and a great voice. The ladies will love her up in Sing Sing (hahahahahahaha, I randomly choose that prison but how fitting).

Where's the full moon?

This type of fashion only works in LA. You couldn’t rock Brandy’s jean in any other climate because if it rains, you’re fucked. If it snows, you’re fucked. If the sun is beating on you, you’re fucked. If it’s windy, you’re fucked (unless your vagina is sweaty, then it might be a good thing). Whoever designed the jeans shoulda took the material off the backside instead.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!