Time to update the resume

It must suck workin for a company that says it’s gonna cut 35,000 jobs in three years. At least they give you a head start before they gun you down. That’s the memo comin outta Bank of America (America’s Bank. You like that motto? I think they should use it for ’09). The “successful” merger (the one that rude boi rasclot John Thain wanted a $10 milli bonus for) has resulted in some overlap in jobs, like with any merger. So some will be let go, but it will be a slow bleed instead of instant hemorrhage. It must be a very humbling experience to go from takin family trips to Europe to trips to Uncle Danny in the slums of D.C.