Where are the boobs?

The Simpson sisters because they look like shit. I remember when Jessica was at the top of her game, lookin mighty cute. Ashlee wasn’t that cute so she paid for a new face and started to look better than Jess. Now Ashlee’s a mom and Jessica is unemployed (damn recession) and they both look un-celebrity like. Ashlee even has that short “mom” haircut. Yuck. But they both are blessed in the chest...you'd think they would use the magical powers to distract from their outfits.

It's baby Pinto Tramp Wentz

It appears that Ashlee Simpson and husband, Pete Wentz have finally popped that belly. Bronx Mowgli Wentz was born yesterday very healthy. Congrats. And while the baby was born healthy physically, when he reaches high school he will be messed up mentally. Serious Mowgli? From the Jungle Book? See the problem lies with Ashlee who is OBSESSED with Disney (she had an Alice In Wonderland themed wedding). Now she’s forced her obsession on her child. She couldn’t go with Banzai, Ed, or Simba? Real funny thing about the kid’s name are his initials: BMW. Nothin says class (or series) like namin your child after a car.