Federal judge faces sexual assault charges

Have you been Wow’d enough for today? I think not:

WoooooooooOW. Really? I’m not even touch on (hmm bad choice of words) on how despicable he is for what he put those women through. What I don’t understand is how the hell can he still be a judge after this? How can anyone work in the judicial system and keep their job after breakin the law? That’s like keepin your job in McDonalds after being caught serving food that has dropped on the ground after it was cooked (which I wouldn’t be surprised if some managers let that slide). If he keeps his job then he will still receive his pay as a judge ($465/day) while in prison. THIS AIN’T A MUTHAFUCKIN GAME OF MONOPOLY! You can’t collect rent while you sit in the clinker. Fuck all that. I hope President Obama steps in and uses his art of persuasion to get this guy impeached. A federal fuckin judge. Can you believe that?

7 days...

Wow, just one more week. And I get to look at an empty tree again. Damn recession. I’m so poor that I’m givin my family an empty box with some imagination in it. For my ladies, looks like dick-in-a-box will be a serious consideration. Can you actually believe someone submitted this pic for a pet lovers contest? She must REALLY love her dog.