Facebook needs a secret identity

Why do I feel like the “18 year old” is really Mark Zuckerberg? I mean really, you can’t buy this kinda advertisement. “Facebook: Just like the cops, without the racist beat downs.” Is there anything Facebook can’t do right now? Imagine if Facebook and Google joined forces….death to the old internet.

Cyber heroes

The people in Asia be on some next level shit all the time. I mean that bitch made a YouTube video of killin a kitten with her heel!!! That’s some NEXT LEVEL SHIT. A politician openly tryin to molest a little girl in a store? Asian people don’t play when it comes to keepin it too real. Lol. But seriously fuck a social network, they’ve become social crime fighters. Cyber Batmans runnin the country. With our curiosity (aka really nosey) I think it’s only a matter of time before we start doin shit like this. All I know is that if my information goes public and ya’ll start stalkin me, please be cute.