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Clipping the savings

I want this lady in my life. I would pay her $50 to shop for me. How you gonna save 97% on your groceries? She went from $150 to like $10!!! My mother could never pull this off, that’s why I thought coupons never worked. Damn…I’m bout to say fuck my pride and start clippin coupons like a muthafucka. Yo, my pride is can be bought for $100.

Buyin cars just to drive them off cliffs.

I wish I was a rapper. First GM is goin out business. ESCALADES ON SALE. Hummers for the lo lo. Denalis and Suburbans for everyone this Christmas. What makes this deal sweeter? Gas has gone down too!!! This has to be a rapper’s dream season, the only thing that would make it sweeter is half off on colored spinning wheels (rims). One Dodge dealership in Miami is runnin a buy one get one free deal. HAHAHA, yes, for trucks. You just have to pay the $3000 in taxes for the “free” one. That’s so crazy. When are strip clubs gonna start going under? 2 lap dances for the price of one? Count me in!! RIP The Body Shop. I guess someone really dropped it like it was hot.

Half off half a baby

Ok, so the title may be a little distasteful, but still funny. But um, yea. This is certainly gonna be useful for this time of year. It’s cold and you don’t wanna go out, so what do you do? Have sex. That’s how I came about.