We fly high...real high

I know some of ya’ll think you ballin. You got the car, the icy wrist and neck, and you pop bottles in the club every weekend. But none of ya’ll niggas is ballin like me. I’m bout to buy me a retired spaceship, CASH! NASA is tryin to find places to display (read: dump off) their retired space shuttles. At $42 milli a pop NASA will clean the space shuttle, deliver the space shuttle, and set it up to be displayed. That’s ballin right there. Most bums got an old beat up car in they backyard. I got an old spaceship. Tell Samson to fly me to the moon!

Slo money is No money

The only thing white people refer to as ‘black’ that has a positive meanin is Black Friday. My favorite day of the year…kinda. I don’t really do much shoppin but this year might change all that. Because while America is livin in a recession, I’m ballin. And not just ballin. And 1 mixtape ballin. I’m putting the money between my legs, the economy’s legs, around its head, pump fakin, rollin on the ground, stutter steppin and doin a 180 tomahawk jam with my nuts in its mouth (no homo). Well, I could. But I’d rather invest in stocks. Lol. A 32” computer monitor would be pretty cool tho. Maybe I’ll buy a camcorder just to record myself spendin money on things I don’t need. Oh, it’s gonna be a good Christmas for my family this year. Actually, no. I know they ain’t ballin like me, so I ain’t gonna spend no more than they spendin. Bah Humbug!!!