Christmas came early for the Goldmans

OJ Simpson was sentenced 33 years (parole after 9) for his role in the armed robbery that took place in Vegas. White people around the world celebrated, but due to a recession it was limited to home brewed beer and party favors from last New Years. The problem with celebrities, correction, criminals is that they feel above the law. A lot of people get caught not from the first time they committed a crime, but usually the subsequent times (did I use that word right? It was on Dictionary.com). Maybe they feel they are above the law, or maybe they feel super lucky. I think it’s just a natural thing for criminals to keep goin till they get caught. On that hand I don’t feel sorry for OJ. It woulda been one thing if he was acquitted and the public felt he was innocent. But everyone hated him, everyone was against him. He shoulda laid low and let someone else take care of his business. Only problem is this guy didn’t have any trustworthy friends (where the hell is Marcus Allen?). I definitely feel that the jury was out to punish him for his past crimes, but OJ shoulda handled this better. I mean if he’s killed before, you’d think this would be a walk in the park for him lol.

One big f*@k up

Now to me this is a bit silly. OJ we aren’t punishing you for your past. OJ what happened then happened, this is now. OJ some people might think you got away with murder, and that person is me. Lmao. I recall an article about more than half the jury thought he was guilty for the slayings. A jury of his peers should have been full of NFL Hall Of Famers. Or better yet, Hall Of Famers that are now broke. Only they would understand what it’s like to be in OJ’s shoes. Then the Goldman family was at the trials…like what kinda shit is that?

He'll be out in 9

Is he remorseful because he got sentenced, or is it genuine? It sounds like he was set up.

If it doesn't fit...

O.J. Simpson may be going to jail, are you white people happy now? Goodness. So maybe the man did it, I don’t know, I lived in Buffalo and he was our hero and he did the car rental commercials and the Naked Gun movies. He couldn’t do any wrong. But he is black and judging from his antics in the past couple years, he’s liable to do anything lol. Do I want to see him free or in jail? I don’t give two shits, hell, I don’t give one shit. I don’t give one of those little shits that plop out after the big shit. I don’t give a little baby shit. He ain’t puttin food on my table or clickin links in my blog.