Woman wins lotterly 5 times in a row

Must be nice to sit on your ass and just win the lottery. I mean damn, 5 times? I would keep playin till I lost. Then I would play for the Powerball or Mega Millions. I wouldn’t get greedy because I wouldn’t want to accidently stop my luck. I wonder how good her memory is…maybe I can remind her that I was good to her in the past…and if not, I’ll be good to her in the present. Owwwwwwwwwwwww…I’m disgusting.

The recession is over...for them.

Ain’t this a bitch. You know my dad has played the lottery since I was born. That’s like 1000 years. And he has never hit the jackpot. And he’s an engineer. So I would come home from school and he would have all these papers, tryin to calculate odds and what numbers to play. Just like a professional lottery player. If there was a degree in playing the lottery he would be a professor (because you know professors are the unsuccessful ones in their field lol). These punks in Ohio have been playin for 5 years and bam, win. $207 milli which is gonna be split a bit unevenly because one of the 15 winners bought 2 tickets (smart man). Maybe that’s the approach to life me and my buddies should take. Fuck tryin to make iPhone Apps, cool websites/blogs, stock picks, and prostitution. Let’s just put our money together and buy lottery tickets when the jackpot is higher than $150 milli. That way, we aren’t playin too often and we can definitely win before our 10 year retirement mark.