Lance's bike is returned

I like to think of the Rant as a detective site as well. I mean chances are the guy read my blogs and said “hmm, the bike is one of a kind? I can’t sell that. I need to heist shit like electronics.” Then they turned in the bike to the policia and Lance can continue to ride away. That sounded gay. No time to rephrase it, just back out slowly…that sounded gay too.

Crime pays during a recession

Lance Armstrong is feelin the effects of a recession. I mean why else would someone steal his one of a kind bicycle? Lance and 3 other cyclists had their bikes taken off a truck in Sacramento. Lance is racing in the Amgen Tour of California. It his first race since his retirement back in ’05. But those crooks are small time compared to the $650K in electronics heisted this past weekend. Police say 5 men (3 tractor drivers and 2 gunmen) tied up the security guard at gun point and in 10 minutes had escaped with the goods. As of today, this is my last blog post. I ain’t makin any money from this shit. I need a real job. It’s ski mask season ya’ll!!! Lol.