Can he act innocent?

I talked to the cops in Chicago yesterday. They finally charged William Balfour. 3 counts of first-degree murder. If he wants me to remain in his corner, I suggest he never admits to the killings. Otherwise I’m flyin out there to take care of him myself.

Arrest in the Hudson case

William Balfour has been arrested in connection with the Hudson slayins (Jennifer Hudson’s fam). On one hand I hope that it’s him and justice is served. Note that my form of justice is unconstitutional so not many paper lovers will agree with me. What he did is beyond sick and deranged. It’s siranged. Yeah, I need a new word to describe it. BUT, they got the man locked up without all the evidence bein presented. I mean, homey has an alibi (he was with two of his three girlfriends, lol, I wish I had that problem…the girlfriends one, not the murder charges), so why he arrested and already put on blast like that? Until he’s actually charged, I don’t think it’s cool to condemn him. Unless they’re doin it to flush the real killer out. I think I saw that on an episode of Law and Order. Or maybe it was Reno 911.

Hudson update

Autopsy on the Hudson boy came in. Shot 7 times. Wow. 7. If I lived in Chicago I would give up my job and hunt this person down. Fuck bringin em to court. There is no justice for this. I don’t even know what I would do to this person. I wouldn’t kill them. Not for at least 10 years. I would just taser them at random times. I would either taser, punch with brass knuckles, brand (with a hot iron of course), or peel off a thin layer of their skin (think of skinning a grape) and pour an alcohol/salt mixture in their wounds. And it would all random. During random parts of the day. For as long as I could keep them alive.

RIP baby Hudson

I wanna send a “Kill Yo Self” to the person that caused all this grief for the Hudson family. Now they found Jennifer’s 7 year old nephew dead. Correction. Don’t kill yourself. That would be too easy for you. If the police let me, I’m willing to donate these two hamsters to whoever can get them up your ass. On some Richard Gere shit. Actually, no, because the hamsters didn’t do anything. I just saw the latest Indian Jones movie and I’m thinkin we get those ants. That’s what we need to do. Go down to South America, find those ants and toss his (or her) body right onto the ant hill. Despicable ass muthafucka.

RIP Mama Hudson

Here at the Rant we would like to send our condolences to the Hudson family during these tough times.

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