Man spends too much time with dolls

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Is that how hard (or soft) it is in Japan for men these days? I ain’t gonna lie, dealin with women is a pain in the ass. Not all of the time, just most of the time. But I’ll be damned if I substitute the warm flesh of a naggin bitch for the warm synthetic flesh of a doll. That is just creepy. I love the translator’s voice. Did they purposely find the creepiest sounding guy in the world to do the dubbing?

Japanese love hotels are booming

Um, alright. Glad to know the Japanese are gettin their freak on. I wonder if that’s somethin I could model in America. Call mine ‘Hotel Sucky’. Has a nice ring huh? I really don’t know why I posted this video. Just a slow, unmotivated day today.