Showing posts with label James Bond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Bond. Show all posts

Friday, November 28, 2008

Ms. Thunderpussy

Remember that white girl that I liked but didn’t really know why? Well she’s back in my life again.



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Friday, November 21, 2008

Worked for another crime fighter whose name begins with a 'B'

Ok, just saw Quantum and I must say it’s one of the best action movies I’ve seen in a while. But the second worse Bond film. You know, maybe I’m wrong on this. I should read Ian’s books first and get a better understand of what he wanted and what Hollywood created. Maybe this is Bond as Ian imagined and not the gadgets and fluff. But wow, the director was on point. The camera placement and the action was just so in your face. I also did see it at the Arc Light theatre which is supposedly one of the best in the country. Jeez, tho. The story was a bit on the shitty side, but the action made up for it. I was sittin in my seat sayin in my head “this is amazing”. I think I’ll buy it on Blu-Ray next year (I’ve been buyin everythin on blu-ray…fuckin grown ass man status lol).
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

The name is Tenant, The Tenant

It’s almost November so that can mean one thing. The slowest Black Friday in history? Probably. Increased turkey consumption? Yes, but not what I’m lookin for. A new Jay-Z album? Maybe, does anyone have any info if that’s true? A new Bond movie? YES! Quantum Solace drops next month and as James Bond fan (who owns the entire collection, even the made for TV one and original Casino Royale (I know) ) I am eagerly hyped for this film. Well, I was. Because I remembered, I don’t like the direction the Bond films are going. First off, a sequel? Since when did Bond not complete a mission in one movie? No gadgets? Commmmmmmmmmmme on, that really kills me. Rough around the edges, no suaveness to him. Seriously, the only reason the last movie did so well was because IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE. It was a TERRIBLE Bond movie, but it was a good movie. I felt more like I was watchin a movie in which the name of the main character was James Bond, instead of watchin a Bond movie. Think about it. The main character coulda been Peter Parker and the movie will still have kicked ass. I’m still gonna see the movie, but I’m still pissed Craig is signed on to do 4 more movies. Enough of this early days Bond shit. Bring back Q, bring back the cocky and funny bastard that I wanted to grow up to be.
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Monday, September 15, 2008

The name is...

I would sell my Veryon to live his life for 48 hours:



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