Meth head twins

You know who has a hard life? Hugh Hefner. After he breaks up with his three girlfriends last week (yea, it wasn’t just Holly that dipped), he picks up twins. Twin convicts that is. It appears the girls were arrested for jumpin a girl and giving her a concussion. Hef must be chillin with Flavor Flav too much, cuz now he pickin up hood rats. This is never a good look after a break up. When you go down the social ladder to make yourself feel good, it comes off as desperate. What gives Hef? You have tons of girls to choose from, most who don’t even live in the house and you choose these two? I have a feelin someone in HR didn’t do a thorough background check. I like how the one on the left has the 3 cuts in her eyebrows (tryin to wild out, lol), but she flips it and has the cuts horizontal!!! Hood bitch right there. To see what the girls are really workin with, click here->NSFW (not safe for work)

No more humping like rabbits

Hugh Hefner and his girlfriend, Holly Madison, broke up this week. It seems she called it off because he wouldn’t marry her or give her kids. Wow, she really is a blonde. I mean, granted she tryin to conduct business and pretty much be set for life by havin a kid with Hef, she might as well eat the golden egg until the goose is dead. I guess she felt licking his wrinkled dick was startin to lose it’s novelty. Lol. And Hef is supposed "heartbroken" over the matter. I think he's just mad he got dumped instead of dumping her.





















The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!