Hulk Hogan and his girls

Brooke Hogan just turned 21, which is amazing to me because I coulda swore she was turning 41. I guess that’s what all that Miami sun does to you. The real focus of the post tho is the Hulkster and the fact he found a woman that also has impressive pythons. Only difference is it her pythons look like they swallowed a melon whole.

The Broke Big Breasted Beach Babe Club...BBBBBC

And because it’s late (decided to go to the strip club), I’m just gonna give ya’ll Brooke Hogan and Kelly Roland at the beach. GNITE!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Brooke Hogan should take up wrestling

You know your career has been reduced down to nothingness when you pole dance at your own show. I apologize for these Brooke Hogan photos and hopes your penis recovers (16 homo minus 16 homo).

Time for my welfare check

Bush’s address is tonight, so make sure to DVR it and watch somethin more important. And yes, I would let Brooke Hogan put me in a head-lock with her breasts.

Would you do....

I consider myself a person that will do just about anythin for the right price. Dating Brooke Hogan? Jeez. She looks like her father, which is never a good look for any girl (ask Rumer). Then, her father is Hulk Hogan which is about as intimidating as it gets (I feel sorry for whoever married the Undertaker’s daughter). She’s talentless. I mean I hate the girls from The Hills, but they figured out how to turn their 15 minutes of fame into what feels like an eternity. The only thing goin for Brooke is her fake tits. And in Hollywood, they’re a dime a dozen. So the official price tag for dating Brooke: Beauty: -$25k, wrestler father: -$50K, fame and fortune: -$50k, fake tits: $5k. So she would have to pay me $120k a year to be seen with her and be her man.