Bristol Palin shoulda kept her legs closed

Bristol Palin and her fiancé have split. No surprise there. I mean what did you expect from a girl who says abstinence isn’t the key, but talkin with your child about sex is a better approach? I mean, once you get pregnant all your advice goes out the window. Plus, with talk like that, I’m pretty sure she was a hoe. And homeboy hit that because Bristol is a celebrity in Alaska. I would love to smash Gov. Arnold’s daughters and brag about it. And in that small town of Wasilla, I’m pretty sure the boy was a hometown hero amongst the guys. Bristol is so lucky she’s a rich, white, American otherwise her life would have just hit the shitter right now. See, it’s not only blacks that ditch their baby mamas!!! Trailer trash too! Now, we just sit and wait for the Playboy spread. She got some tit-tays on her!

Bristol Palin wants to be the face of teen pregnancy...let's get her a new face first

Save it whore. Your life is easier because you have a family that WILL support you. You didn’t have to think twice on whether to keep the baby or not because, let’s be honest, you didn’t have a choice. That baby was gonna be delivered and your family and your mom’s peeps would have helped you out. And if she made it to the White House, your life woulda been even sweeter. The only real thing you’ve said is that there is no stopping sex. People have done it back in the 50s, 60s, a lot in the 70s, slow down in the 80s and 90s (damn STDs), and are pickin right back up today. The only thing you can do is educate and scare the bee-Jesus outta a girl about what happens if she gets pregnant. I always tell my daughter if she gets pregnant, there will be three deaths.